Theme: “White Noise” Skrewdriver

Signature Maneuvers: White PowerBomb, Paki Basher, Holofrost, The Crab Trap

Height: 5’11                           Weight: Still Outrageous

From: Ze Mutterland

Currently Residing: Reedsport, Oregon

Movie Rating System: Dead n*ggers (“cuz stars are for Jews!)

                In October of 2003, Frosty the Norse Scot threw down his kilt and salad tongs in a display of faithlessness, and proclaimed himself “Frosty the Fascist Fisherman,” neo-nazi commercial crab fisherman.  He turned his back on the ways of the lord, GOD!!!, and on his false scottish heritage.  This led to MOONSHINE Stillman retiring from the company in disgust, and bore a longstanding (and very personal) feud with GOD!!!, his former best friend and (presumably) lover. 

                As the newer, nazier version of Frosty, the “Fascist Fisherman” began a campaign of propagandist nonsense in UHW, accusing GOD!!! of “not being Aryan enough,” and going on bizzarre, right-wing rants, blaming the Jews for diabetes (“they stole our blood sugar!”) and claiming that they were in control of not only the government, but also the skate parks. 

                After a short run as a member of the “Menneke Ministry,” a quasi-cult based on the teachings of TaeKwonDo instructor and high school math teacher, Ron “Tatsuke” Menneke, Frosty set out on a mission to enlist his brother, TripleKent, as a member of his personal, wrestling-based race war.  Through slanted propaganda and promises of cookies, The Nazi was able to lure the Sexy One to the dark side. 

                Together for the first time in UHW, the Brothers Frost declared themselves as “The Big Montana Combo,” named both for their home state and their love of Arby’s.  They waged war on the imagined racial impurities in UHW (everyone in UHW was as white as snow, making this storyline all the more ludicrous), and were eventually enlisted by T.Itty* as hired thugs in his feud with his perennial nemesis, GOD!!! 

                Keith Frost finished his run in UHW as “the Fascist Fisherman,” but this was not his only other character…