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While we acknowledge that it would be
in the best interest of the World Wide Web if the participants of UHW were not seen by anyone, we are still going to invoke
our rights as American citizens--rights which are protected by fine ninja/soldiers like Steve McGahan--to display
our ugly selves as freely as we like...
For Further Photos, Click HYAH. Still A Work In Progress, Mind You...
A TRAILER PARK X-MAS: Adventures in Drunken Photography with the UHW Crew 12/26/06
FROSTY NUPITALS! (Sounds Dirty, Doesn't It?)
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| For once, Kent's use of the description "It was THIS BIG..." isn't vulgar... |
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| If you're wondering, this is what Heaven is like... |
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| The Fascist and The Egotist just want to remind you, "Freedom Isn't Free." |
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| An Eerily Believable Vision Of The Future... |
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| "Dear Fuhrer, Thanks for the uniforms, but could you shorten the sleeves a bit? Thanks." |
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| 6/16/05: GOD!!! and Batman join forces; Minds are blown... |
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| "That Sounds Like A Challenge, Fatty..." |
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| MOONSHINE and Tim bring a level of redneck badass to town that even Burt Reynolds is unprepared for. |
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| Chad remains one of very few "Confederate Gangsters" in Northern Iowa... |
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| NHN implores us to wait "Just One Sec" as he gets the gum off of his shoe... |
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| ...There is absolutely NO WAY that this kid is going to turn out normal... |
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| MOONSHINE Stillman: Improv Pirate, and apparently expecting a flood inside this church... |
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| These immortal nemeses form an uneasy alliance based around cake and bad dance music... |
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| All that's missing is a banjo and a jug of 'Shine... |
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| Chad's glare intimidated the caption right out of me... |
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| "...Yah, there...that growth on my back, y'see it? What the hell IS that?!?" |
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| "Yeah, I DO cut my own hair...how'd you know?" |
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| Even homeless garbagemen have a good day sometimes: 20 minutes free shopping at Best Buy! |
(He brought his own cart)
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| ...Jesus...I'm not even sure what to say about this... |
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| ...And with this we call the first meeting of "Backyarders for Homosexuality" to order... |
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| Nice corsages, douschebags... |
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| This caption should write itself, but humor doesn't do justice to how safe Sam looks in Kevin's arms |
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| "We...Love...CORN CHIPS!" |
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| L to R: Frosty, KKKent, Luscious Ass. (Not Pictured: My Raging Hard-On) |
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| ...There's no way this man won't grow up to be a pirate... |
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| Frosty knows that a storm's'a'brewin; his chin-fat swelling to an enormous size... |
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| Chad knew he was the only man who could make "grunge" cool again...and he did it, WITH INTEREST. |
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| Capt. Kirk takes time out of his busy schedule to pose with UHW, but Chad is NOT AMUSED. |
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| When Grant is inevitably paralyzed, this is how he shall have to wrestle... |
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| As you scroll through our website, take note that this is the only shirt Kevin ever wears... |
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| GOD!!! is far too busy with ridiculous poses to notice his ring burning to the ground behind him... |
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| NO INNUENDO INTENDED. |
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| By learning to manipulate his "core," Keith masters the graceful art of Yoga. |
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| This kind of stuff always happened during the original 3rd Reich photo sessions, too... |
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| "Hey! England! Ireland Sends Its Regards!" |
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| "...And don't think I've forgotten about you, Romania!" |
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| Rancid Monk: Redefining Rebellion, One Rude Finger Gesture At A Time. |
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| This looks like it was taken at the visitation window of a prison...and I think he's coming onto me. |
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| What atrocious posture...I don't envy these men's spines as they age... |
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| Ronald McDonald cracks under the influence of peer pressure... |
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| KKK is determined in his hunt for cats... |
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| ...But, as is often the case, his short attention span and love of nipples hinders his quest. |
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| Making Transvestites Cool Again. |
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| Damn, I miss that hat... |
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| Realizing that it may not be long for this world, Frosty makes the most of the hair atop his head... |
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| I've always felt that drawn-on tattoos were pretty punk, too... |
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| Fascism takes Oregon by storm! Neo-Nazi Calvin Klein models Invade! |
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| The Eternal Feud escalates to a whole new level with the introduction of the Green Scarf! |
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| Right click, then select "Set As Background." You won't regret it... |
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| You're Goddamn Right, I Want Fries With That... |
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| N!koli's brilliant work of satire against our high school...not quite a completed DVD, but still... |
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| GOD!!! stands perfectly still, not wanting to provoke the tribble into consuming him further... |
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| There's no doubt in my mind that Kent was making a joke about "skid marks" as this photo was taken.. |
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| Flannel Supreme Dream Team, Take One. |
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| Take Two: America's Olympic Plaid Team, 2004. |
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| Even without potatoes, (Fake) Ireland kicks (Fake) Scotland's ASS. |
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| Charlie's Angels...EAT IT. |
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| This guy was ALMOST in UHW, but he had better things to do...like fail at life... |
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| Frosty knows to stay perfectly still, as Kent hasn't eaten in 15 MINUTES... |
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| UHW spies infiltrate the Dropkick Murphys with the cunning use of a FLAG. |
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| In lieu of Kevin, anyone with long hair will suffice... |
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| As is clearly indicated by his shirt, GOD!!! just wants to belong... |
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| In a case of miscommunicated intentions, Kent takes "How May I Serve You" a bit too literally... |
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| Clemens, under the misapprehension that these are America's best representatives, starts WW3. |
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| For reasons far too complex for your mortal mind to concieve; this...is the AGENT DANCE. |
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| "We're well into Hour 3 of the World Logging Competition, and Jack has yet to make a visible dent." |
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| Ravenous from a winter of hibernation, the great beasts head instinctively for the river... |
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| Frosty can barely contain his excitement as he poses with his favorite pop star, Jason Mraz... |
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| Four of the world's best-dressed custodians enjoy a scenic, woodsy picnic... |
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| Afros don't translate as well into mohawks as y'might think...on the plus side, nice sheepskin vest! |
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| Frosty, the Oregon-based Crab-fishing Nazi visits New Jersey! Sexy Parties Ensue! |
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| Frosty/GOD!!!--modeling portfolio snapshot #1 ("Sultry Voluptuous Vixens") |
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| Mexican Wrestling Legend Circlo de Noviembre shows off his dazzling lucha skills... |
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| "What starts as a friendly game of Mario between two notably attractive international playboys... |
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| ...turns violent, as Frosty's dogmatic love of Duck Hunt drives him into a fury!" |
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| Recently lifted from his MYSPACE page...the long-missing Kamikaze, now a high-class businessman... |
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| Punching Children; what makes life worth living... |
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| That look on Chad's face means a skater's about to die... |
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| Ooh...Panoramic View |
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| UHW...Nothing But The Best For Our Behind-the-Scenes Staff... |
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| Frosty: Killing Skater Fags Since Back In The Day... |
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| Actually, this kind of thing happens EVERY time Chad walks by... |
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| The kind of "action" you've all been waiting for... |
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| Ah, the 'Good Old Days'--A young GOD!!! throws a young Monk to certain demise... |
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| An ill-advised children's game--"Rafter Diving"--Sam's mother would not be pleased... |
MORE TO COME...
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