Theme: Dropkick Murphys "Barroom Hero"

Signature Maneuvers: FatMan Splash, Berkadox Praying Powerbomb, Salad Tong Attack!

Height: 5’11                           Weight: Outrageous

From: The Scottish ghetto neighborhood of Cylinder, Iowa

Currently Residing: Reedsport, Oregon

Kilt?: Damn Straight.

                The earliest incarnation of Keith Frost in UHW, “The Norse Scot” was a founding member of LSD (The Legitimate Scots Department), along with GOD!!! and MOONSHINE.  His persona centered around the fact that he was a “Berkadoxican Monk,” a religion that he created around the ideals of himself and UHW founder, Grant “GOD!!!” Berkland.  The staples of Berkadox religion, and therefore of Frosty’s character, were (1) an undying allegiance to Plaid, (2) an unquenchable thirst for the holy soda, Mountain Dew, and (3) the use of salad tongs as a weapon.  Don’t ask why, for that is not for you to know.  Thus, Frosty was a “Holy Fighting Salad Tong Warrior,” clad in a kilt and often dressed out in full nordic/scottish regalia. 

                Frosty the Norse Scot battled the forces of evil (in the form of The Carcinogen Connection,  and—to a somewhat lesser extent—the Coca Cola corporation) alongside his Scottish teammates, in the early days of UHW. 

                However, for poorly-scripted reasons, Frosty began to ‘lose the faith’, and (at the show entitled “That Which Survives…”), turned on his lord, re-creating himself as…