Theme Music: “Loco” Coal Chamber

Signature Maneuvers: T.Itty Twister, Dumpster Driver, Sanitation Check

Height: 5’9                           Weight: 135 lbs.  

From: Emmetsburg, IA  (Officially Homeless)

Currently Residing: Roswell, New Mexico

Sexual Orientation: “Not Straight”

“T.Itty” is a clever little contraction for “Tony Itterly,” which is the birth-name of UHW’s infamous garbage man.  A filthy dago who hails from the sewers beneath Emmetsburg, Iowa, T.Itty (along with GOD!!!) was responsible for the second coming of UHW in 2002.  These two feuded throughout the entire history of UHW, and came to embody the eternal struggle between good and evil...right and wrong...Scandanavian purity and dirty, filthy Italian half-breeds. 

                Itty is a vagrant drifter, a real-life 21^st century nomad, who has no allegiances to anyone and no ties to anything.  He has lived all over America, bouncing from place to place and often owning nothing but what he has on his person.  He has lived in basements, in hallways, and (for several months) in a tent near the Emmetsburg Golf Course.  He is a disturbed individual, who has been a part of every cliched teenage genre that’s ever been overexaggerated in a bad teen movie.  An aspiring rock musician, Itty’s hobbies include music, poetry, SEX WITH GUYS, whining, annoying people, lying and being generally unreliable, complaining about bumps Grant wants him to take, smoking, and proclaiming his undying dedication to any and all really crappy, gay pop-punk bands have the hit of the week. 

            In spite of being a walking advertisement for teen angst, Itty made a fine wrestler, and had a series of rather excellent (by UHW standards) matches with GOD!!! and Agent: C.H.A.D.  He stands just shy of six feet, and weighs less than an anorexic 13-year old, yet has managed to defeat everyone on the UHW roster, reaffirming that wrestling is, indeed, real. 

                T.Itty was often the Mountain Dew Champion, trading that title back and forth with GOD!!! for well over three years.  He main-evented the first and last UHW show, and most in between.  He finished his opponents with the Sanitation Check, a Sit-out Crucifix Tiger Bomb, and often followed it with a rather-impressive Senton Atomico. 

                Itty was a flagship member of the Carcinogen Connection with his former friend, the Nursing Home Ninja; a tag team founded solely on a shared love of tobacco.  Together, they were one of the most dominant factions in UHW history and, I daresay, in the history of wrestling.  Oh, yeah.

                T.Itty, the Garbage Man, is an evil wop, who fills his lungs with smoke and his head with garbagey pop-punk crapola.   However, he was an invaluable member of UHW, and without him, the legacy of backyard wrestling in the greater North Iowa region might not even exist (and what a loss to humanity that would be).