Theme: “Biggest and the Best” Clawfinger

Signature Maneuvers: The False Idol, Communist Crush, BTD2K4

Height: 6’                             Weight: 180 lbs.

From: Heaven (near DePew, Iowa)

Currently Residing: Wisconsin

Favorite Movie in which Patrick Swayze brings the "Hill Country" code of justice to the unprepared Chicago mafia, and proves once and for all the importance of family, roots, and bow-hunting: "Next of Kin"

THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD...

                UHW founder and all-around upstanding citizen, GOD!!!  hails from the Kingdom of Heaven, which—at least in his mind—is a small sheep ranch somewhere in the boondocks between Cylinder and DePew, Iowa. 

                Initially going under the name of “187” and believing himself a gangbanger (one of many white, blond afro-sporting gang bangers in rural Iowa…), He has had the distinct honour(?) of having participated in every UHW show since its original inception. 

                In 2001, after re-creating UHW with his friend, T.Itty, G started going by the name “GOD!!!,” claiming (and honestly believing) that he was the creator and master of the universe.  His inability to get a girlfriend contradicted this claim, but he stood by it, nonetheless. 

                GOD!!! was a multiple-time UHW Mountain Dew champion over the years—and why not?  After all, He created the title, and scripted all of the matches.  His passion for Mountain Dew led him to injure himself time and again in violent backyard “deathmatches.”  As He said Himself, in His *only* good promo; “These are the lengths to which one will go when one has a sincere caffiene addiction.”

                He main-evented the first and last UHW shows, as well as most in between, mostly feuding with his eternal nemesis, T.Itty the Garbage Man.  As well as having been on every show, GOD!!! can also make the unique claim of being the only person to have bladed in UHW (repeatedly); blading in backyard wrestling being a brilliant idea…

                After UHW’s demise, GOD!!! passed the torch to his cousin and best friend, the Rancid Monk.  In July of 2004, He married his longtime girlfriend and moved to New Jersey to follow his dream of becoming a legitimate professional wrestler.  He joined the CZW wrestling academy, and the rest is history.  Very, very uninteresting history.   If, for some reason, you’re such a bored, socially-inept loser that you feel the need to know how this worked out for him (which I’m assuming you are, since you’re reading this…), you can press this incredible magic button and be instantly transported to the online home of Danny Havoc, CZW undercarder and undeservingly well-known (but mostly hated) member of the wrestling world:  http://dannyhavoc.tripod.com/