Theme: “Freak On A Leash” KoRn

Signature Maneuvers: Loco Drop

Height: 5’9                           Weight: 160 lbs.

From: White Trash Central, Curlew, Iowa

Penis: Uncircumsized.

                Kale “Circus” Joynt,  the fourth member of UHW ’98, was also recruited by his friend, Grant.  Being a fairly athletic and ballsy person, Circus made a very good addition to the backyard antics of his chums.  However, unfortunately, he was also an idiot, and (allegedly) he was the one who accidentally recorded “Total Request Live” over the original UHW show, Bodycount 98.  Asshole. 

As Grant’s best friend (at the time), Kale joined with him to form a tag team that was (embarrassingly) called “the Notorious Thugs.”  Neither of them were particularly thuggish in the least, although Grant did wear baggy pants, and Kale was poor…  Still, they believed themselves to be very badass at the time, and proclaimed that they were gangsters. 

In real life, Kale was the exact opposite of a gangster…Kale was white trash to the extreme.  Living on the outskirts of a small hick town called Curlew, Kale learned to drive his rusted-out ’85 Ford pickup at the young age of 11, often driving it out into the woods behind his house to shoot small animals from the cab. 

Sadly, Circus’ entire UHW tenure was erased when he recorded over Bodycount 98, as he ended up moving away later in the year.  So you’ll just have to take our word that he was an excellent competitor.  His incredible 830 degree shooting star triple foot stomp was an awesome sight to see…But you never will.  It’s been recorded over.  Sorry. 

Interesting side note: Kale’s family was too poor to have him circumsized (his mother having birthed him in an outhouse, and not having realized it for days), so his high school nickname—much to his chagrin—became “Faucet.”  You figure it out.