Theme: “Living in the City” Fear

Signature Maneuvers: Kidney Punch, “Fuck Cooperation” Powerbomb

Height: 6’                             Weight: 165 lbs.

From: Good question…I shall have to look into that…

Fascinating Trivia: In greyscale, is identical to the Nursing Home Ninja

            Born in an alley and raised in the notoriously crime-infested ghettos of Kansas, Justin Kooker grew up fast and hard on the mean streets of Kansas City.  After earning his first paycheck by beating a homeless man’s dog to death with a pipe wrench, he hopped the first bus out of town and ventured to Iowa.  After brutalizing most of the other passengers and attracting the attention of the police, which resulted in an interstate car chase, he managed to escape from the bus and elude the authorities by hiding out in a shithole town called Emmetsburg.  It was his intention to keep on moving, but he was forced to lay low for a while until the investigation blew over, so he stayed.  He got mixed up in the small-town gang scene and began hanging out with infamous criminals and morons like Jake Sirola and Tony Itterly (respectively). 

                        Kooker did, eventually, make it out of Iowa, journeying back to his roots in good ol’ Kansas City.  There he stayed, for the most part, but on a “business trip” back to Emmetsburg, he got caught up in yet more illegal activities…this time, backyard wrestling.  The Carcinogen Connection recruited Kooker, under his street name of “The Kansas City Brawler,” to come wrestle in UHW.  Despite their apparent friendliness, The KC Brawler actually ended up beating up T.Itty and NHN far more than anyone else in UHW.  Although he only had two official matches during his short tenure on the UHW roster, the KC Brawler will always be remembered fondly by the fans of UHW for nearly breaking The Nursing Home Ninja’s hip, brutally assaulting the one and only kidney of MOONSHINE, impaling T.Itty on a ring stake, and raping GOD!!!’s sister…and mother. 

                        Update: The Kansas City Brawler was scheduled to make another appearance in UHW to face the TKD Kid at MOONSHINE’s Super Fag Cup Tournament, but he never showed up.  It is widely believed that he was killed or incarcerated just before his scheduled appearance, and this is why he no-showed.  It may also have had something to do with the fact that no one ever called him to tell him about it.  Answers will be forthcoming, pending further investigation into the matter.