Theme: “Sharp-Dressed Man” ZZ Top

Signature Maneuvers: Special K, Groping Slam, STD (Sexy Tiger Driver), Arm-Wanker, Donkey Punch Stretch

Height: 6’3                           Weight: An astonishing 260+ lbs. of pure beefcake

From: Every man, woman, and child’s fantasies…  (Cylinder, IA)

Currently Residing: Reedsport, Oregon

Physical Stature: Yummy.

                The youngest (and most beautiful) member of UHW, KKKentworth came to the world of backyard wrestling on UHW’s fourth outing, entitled “General Order 24.”  3K is to UHW what the “Divas” are to WWF…pure eye-candy.  Now, sure, he did some wrestling, he even won a title or two…but let’s fess up, the only reason he was in UHW was because he slept with the boss. 

                The Sex Symbol of Cylinder, Iowa, TripleKent is the younger brother of UHW alum “Frosty the [take your pick],” but they initially feuded when he entered into the promotion, as Frosty’s lifelong jealousy over all of Kent’s sex appeal prevented them from being brotherly. 

                Kent Frost is living proof that, if you have the gifts of beauty and sensuality, you don’t need talent, intelligence, or really anything else.  And he doesn’t…he really doesn’t have anything else.  He is without a doubt the worst wrestler on the roster, but who gives a fuck?  He’s so damn hot…

                  His lack of wrestling ability does not really hinder him in the ring, though, as he has his own way of defeating his opponents: Kent uses his sexuality to either disgust or seduce his opponents into a position where he can use his distinct weight advantage to pin them. 

                Regardless of his lack of wrestling skill, Kent has become one of the most popular characters in UHW because of his sexy sexy dance and his astounding ability to make anything sound obscene.  His pre-match strip teases leave very little to the imagination, and his “backstage promos” usually end with his clothes being removed, too. 

Kent has a variety of clever catch phrases that have proven so popular that they’ve worked their way into the common vernacular.  These crazy kids today, always quoting the slang that Kent popularized.  His original catchphrase was born of a horrifying incident in the bedroom with GOD(!!!), after which Kent could say nothing but “look at the sauce on that piece of meat!” for months.  After he recovered and started speaking normally again, he developed a fondness for the phrase, “Tickle my cock, and Gargle me marbles.” 

Kent joined his brother mid-way through his tenure in UHW to form the Big Montana Combo, a tag team based around a shared hatred for minorities and a shared love for foodstuffs.  Together, and along with T.Itty and Loco Gordo, they battled  GOD!!! and Agent: C.H.A.D. until the summation of UHW.

Kent Frost, the sexiest man in Cylinder, and possibly also the dumbest, was the main drawing force in UHW, bringing in a slew of fans (of both genders) who had no interest in wrestling, but were left drooling over KKK’s stunning 250+ lb. figure. 

KuKluxKent was responsible for the sexual awakening of millions of teenage boys and girls all across the world.